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Y2K Crisis Center: What To Do?

Drunken Student is Locked up and Fined for Calling Police Horse Gay

Fiji Village to Apologize for Eating English Missionary

Cabbage Privatized

Study Shows Frequent Sex Enhances Pregnancy Chances

Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards

Strike Over, Twinkie Shortage Ends

Credit Pole for Sharper Mound Staff

Collapsed Bridge in China Faulty

Kayaking Is Hard When the Water Is Frozen

The Driver Involved In This Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed

At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area

Healthy Diet Lowers Health Risk in Women

Invisible Man Faked Death In Paddington Rail Crash

Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

Denver Blender Vendor in Fender Bender

Lions Elect New District Governor

Olympic Fans Too Busy for Prostitutes

Drunk Man Fell Asleep In Wrong NY House

Navy Finds Dead Pilots Flying With Hangovers