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Subject: Headlines (Page 15)

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy

Louisville Courier Journal
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Men With Weapons Cited For Chasing Squirrels

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New York Bans Judgement Day

The Guardian
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Commuter Tax on New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey

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Euro MP Due To Visit Pluto

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Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players

The Guardian
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Alaska Warned: Don't Become Florida

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Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban

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Face Transplants No Longer Science Fiction

Reuters
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Cow Attacks School Cook

The Halifax Evening Courier
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Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan

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Nutt Faces Sack

BBC News
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Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind

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NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach

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Study: Duct Tape Doesn't Seal Ducts

Associated Press
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Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics

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Ecstasy Found In Mans Pants

The Eastern Evening News
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Postmen Taught How To Walk

Mltcham & Morden Guardian
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Towns Must Spend Big To Fight Alien Plans

The Boston Globe
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Man Eats Underwear To Beat Breathalyzer

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Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”

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