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Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

Warmer Weather May Make Snow Disappear

Spates Guilty of Murder, Asks, “Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I've committed.”

Stealth Fighter Crashes Into A Time Warp

Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners

Include your Children When Baking Cookies

Mayor of New Orleans: “I Am A Vagina-Friendly Mayor”

Pogo Stick Girl Saves Mother From Knifeman

Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port

Judge Not Convinced Murder Victim is Alive

Police: Man Stole Swan Eggs From Nest, Cooked Them

Miami Considers Staying Put

Police Found Pot Plants Were Cannabis

Disciples of Christ Name Interim Leader

Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns

Confidence Sinks in September

Doughnut Trail Leads Cops to Thief

Norwegian Motorist is Slapped with Parking Ticket While Stuck in Traffic Jam

Man With 8 DUIs Blames Drinking Problem

Curious George Goes High-Tech

Prosecutors Want Victim In Courtroom During Murder Trial