Subject: Headlines (Page 19)

Gunfire In Sarajevo Threatens Cease-fire

Expert Has Brains Of Chicken

Lloyds Sell Goldfish to Morgan Stanley For £1bn

Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards

New Lease Of Life For The Wizard

Robber’s Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly

Army Vehicle Disappears

Report: U.S. Scientists Create 'Living Breasts'

Aliens Are In Control Of Blair, Say Serb Psychics

Dead Man Wins His Unfair Sacking Battle

Clinton Places Dickey In Gore’s Hands

"Cookie Monster" To Spend 15 Days In Jail For Violating Probation

U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays

Rotarians, Be Patriotic! Learn To Shoot Yourself

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Bad Driving Causes Most Car Crashes

Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar

Woman Fined for Not Giving 30-day Notice Before Dying

An Edgewood Man Reported Recently That His Wife Had Gone Missing Some 18 Months Ago

Granny Beats Off Alligator

Lawyers Weigh O.J. Witnesses