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Subject: Headlines (Page 20)

Pecan Scab Disease Causing Nuts to Fall Off

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Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident

Associated Press, Headline
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10 Revolting Officers Executed

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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead

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7-Day Diarrhea Runs Through Bay County

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Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income

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Ants Show BT How To Control Computers

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Fire Officials Grilled Over Kerosene Heaters

The News Journal (Wilmington DE)
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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead

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Fire Chief Grilled Over Three Alarm Blaze

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Man Eats Underwear To Beat Breathalyzer

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Bug Spawns 100 Year Old Babies

The Metro (London)
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‘Libya Ferrets Out Gadhafi’s Taint‘

Washington Post Media‘s Express
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Foul Play Suspected in Death of Man Found Bound and Hanged

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Why My Brain Hates Your Mistakes

Reuters
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Bimbo Uses Sun Technology To Automate Operations

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Man Attacked By Canal

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Slimy Leeches Are Devoted Parents

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Man Who Brought Bomb To Hospital Apologizes

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Bible Belt Leads U.S. in Divorces

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