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Wife Forgives Killer Elephant

New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts

Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club Members Meet

Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator

Illiteracy An Obstacle, Study Finds

Gay's Penalty Should Be Stiff: Dickey

Rotarians, Be Patriotic! Learn To Shoot Yourself

Judge Says Texas is Part of U.S.

Mickey Mouse Found In Antarctic Ice

Include your Children When Baking Cookies

Astronomers Say Comet Should Be Visible To The Naked Idaho

Fire Destroys Crematorium

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Pastor Fighting To Stop Shop Selling Inflatable Sheep On Sundays

Government's Attack On Greys Premature

Pregnant Girls Are Vulnerable To Weight Gain

Drug Abuse "Can Be Beaten By Joint Effort"

Dick Cheney is a Robot

Staff Dig Deep For Children

Granny Beats Off Alligator

Mr. Coffee Expands its Line to Sell… Coffee