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Wife Forgives Killer Elephant
Melbourne Herald-Sun
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New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts
AFP
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Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club Members Meet
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Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator
Reuters
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Illiteracy An Obstacle, Study Finds
The Washington Post
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Gay's Penalty Should Be Stiff: Dickey
The La Crosse Tribune
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About a late hit on quarterback Lynn Dickey by the Lions’ William Gay
Rotarians, Be Patriotic! Learn To Shoot Yourself
From the Chicago Rotary Club Journal Gyrator
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Judge Says Texas is Part of U.S.
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Mickey Mouse Found In Antarctic Ice
Modern Astronomy Magazine
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Include your Children When Baking Cookies
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Astronomers Say Comet Should Be Visible To The Naked Idaho
Los Angeles Examiner
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Fire Destroys Crematorium
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Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
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Pastor Fighting To Stop Shop Selling Inflatable Sheep On Sundays
The Western Mail
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Government's Attack On Greys Premature
The Victoria Times Colonial
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Pregnant Girls Are Vulnerable To Weight Gain
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Drug Abuse "Can Be Beaten By Joint Effort"
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Dick Cheney is a Robot
Weekly World News
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Dick Cheney
Staff Dig Deep For Children
Gloucestershire Echo
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Granny Beats Off Alligator
The Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald
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Mr. Coffee Expands its Line to Sell… Coffee
The South Florida Sun-Sentinel
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