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Woman Beats Off Great White Shark
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Happiness Cannot Be Bought, But It Lengthens Life
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Pygmy Caught In Mousetrap
Python Savages Parrot
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I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Headlines
Explosion Of Professors At Universities
The Sunday Times
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Threatening Letters – Man Asks For Long Sentence
The Scotsman
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The Scotsman
Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop
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Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter
Associated Press
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Mole Embraces Supermarkets
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Childminders Get Right To Smack
The Daily Telegraph
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Summer Treat: Ice Cream "Isn't Health Food"
Reuters
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Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 200 Meters
Reuters
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Sports
Sprinters Tyson Gay and Walter Dix
Poverty Meeting Attracts Poor Turnout
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Prostitutes To Hold Open Day
The Irish Times
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London 4800 Nurses Short
The Evening Standard
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Police Pay £20,000 For Dead Parrots
The Daily Record
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Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame
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Black-Belt Prosecutor Leg-Locks Defendant
Reuters
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17 Remain Dead In Morgue Shooting Spree
The News & Observer
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Shoplifter Stole Lingerie and Bacon
In Preston England
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Fiji Village to Apologize for Eating English Missionary
AFP
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