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Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex

Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy

Buddhist Monk Hacks Off Errant Abbots Head With Kitchen Knife

Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here

Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy

Condom Firm Stretches Product Line

Tennessee Williams Brought To Life In A Unique Setting

‘We Hate Math,’ Say 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans

Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them

French Youths Speaking Their Own Language

Ford Contour Sales Slow To Accelerate

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Best Man Left Bleeding After Being Hit in Head by Flying Dildo

Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania

Guinea-Pig Judge Quits

Dykes Impressed by Workouts

Sewer Input Sought

Police Found Pot Plants Were Cannabis

Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times

Top Evangelist Caught Red-Handed With Nanny-Goat

Woman Hit Twice By Same Car in 24 Hours