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Officials Say Death By Firing Squad Not That Bad
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Study: Depressed Women Live Longer
Associated Press
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Visitors To the Sandspit Are Advised That There Is A Prohibited Area Near the Groin
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Cookies With Condoms Fail Family Taste-Test
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Winners of Drunk Driving Contest Announced
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How Sardines Saved Stranded Potholers
The Daily Mail
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Three In Hospital After Fresh Legionnaires' Outbreak
Ananova
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Swedish Dentist Seizes Teeth in Payment Dispute
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This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup
New York Post
Colemanballs
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Man Avoids Jail After Sewing Son's Butt Shut
KTLA News
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In Waukegan Illinois
Mother Claims Flu Shot Caused Pregnancy in 14 Year Old Daughter
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Bangkok Launches Anti-Butt Campaign
Arab News
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Cops Demanding Bribes From Aliens
Johannesburg Star
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Illiteracy Is Still A Poblem [sic] Among Mississippi Adults
Hendersonville NC Times-News
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Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack
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Chaos Warning As The Sun Explodes
The Metro (London)
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Spokane Parks to Detonate Squirrels
The Seattle Times
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Mimes Blamed For Abusive Language
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Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy
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Pregnancy
Pastor Kiweweesi in Bum Sex Scandal
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Uganda
British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
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