Subject: Headlines (Page 29)

Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden

Steel-Eating Microbes Threaten To Devour Britain's Ports

Male Naturist Members Rise

Yo-Yo Thefts Rising in Singapore

Mets Outslut St. Louis; Wildcard Tightens

Abattoir Staff Will Be Halved

New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone Availability

UIL Academics A Sucess [sic]

Green Man Causes Jams

A-Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt

Mexico Church Calls Santa a Drunk

Magician Nearly Killed By Doves

Some Phone Psychics Provide Useless, Erroneous Information

Commuter Tax on New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey

Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey

King's Missing Dung Sparks Crisis

Memorial Day Weekend – Buckle Up, Slow Down & Drink & Drive

Old Guy Found Wandering at Stadium

Crazed Elephant Found In Sea

Genetic Engineering Splits Scientists

Young Encouraged to Worship Bodies, Not Brains