Subject: Headlines (Page 31)

Cold Is No Good For Blubs

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Palin a Better Shot Than Cheney

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Thousands of False Eyelash Factory Workers Run Amok

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Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking

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I Did Exist Says Major

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Magician's Car Vanishes

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Close Shave for Kuntz

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Steals Clock, Faces Time

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Animals Turn To Teaching

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Floods Only Bring More Tears

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Scientists Hoping To Grow Their Own Livers

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Undertaker’s Failure: Let Down By Customers

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Prosecutors Want Victim In Courtroom During Murder Trial

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Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil

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Crime Rise Blamed On Lack Of Police

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Darth Vader Robs Ohio Bank

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Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowds

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Wildcat's Garbage Puzzles County Board

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Potato, Dancing Raisins Cut a Deal

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Half-Million Italian Women Seen On Pill

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Officer Convicted of Accepting Bride

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