Subject: Headlines (Page 32)

Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Brain Removal Study Finds Few Volunteers

'Santa' Steals Painkiller From Drug Store

Gunfire In Sarajevo Threatens Cease-fire

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Mice Blamed For Missing Drinks

Combo Muffler-Ice Cream Shop Planned

Ban On Runny Yolks Not Going Over Easy

Lightning Killed Three Hereford Cows and a Half In a Freak Storm on a Suffolk Farm Yesterday

School Says Boy in Drag Can't Be Queen

NASA Briefly Loses Contact With Atlantis

Pirates Could Be Jailed

Evil Spirits Clash With Holy Ghost

Aliens To Fill Future Jobs Need Say Experts

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Farmer Bitten Splitting Dogs

Apartment Manager Cooked for Missionaries, Sick Friends

Total Lunar Eclipse Will Be Broadcast Live on Northwoods Public Radio

Pit Bulls Love You, Really

Coverage You Can Come On

U.S. Govt Heads For Shutdown, Blame Flies