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Woman Gives Birth to Tortoise
The Metro (UK)
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Manhunt For Former Elf Boss
The Irish Times
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Thousands of False Eyelash Factory Workers Run Amok
The Jakarta Press
Headlines
Indonesia
Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead
Associated Press
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Archangels To Guard Vatican In Cyberspace
Headline
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USDA To Shift Testing Of Ready-To-Eat Meat Plants
CNN News
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Driver Shocked As Sheep Emerges From Pothole
The Western Mail
Headlines
Clinton’s Firmness Got Results
Headline
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Bill Clinton
White Flower Two Day Sale – (Friday Only)
Headline
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Woman Is Pregnant Thanks To Her Sister
Headline
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Court Would Not Accept God Paid For TV License
The Somerset Standard
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52 Foot Officers to Patrol Violent Neighborhoods
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Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once?
The Leyton Guardian
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Bonnie Blows Clinton
The Sampson Independent Clinton NC
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Bill Clinton
Admits Shooting Husband From Stand, During Trial
Headline
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Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net
Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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Police Pay £20,000 For Dead Parrots
The Daily Record
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‘Save the Whales’ Trip Cut Short After Boat Rams Whale
Headline
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Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling
The Times
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Ski slope injuries "hurt NHS"
The Guardian
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Man Jailed After Restaurant Row – Indian Staff Terrified As He Demands Italian Food
Aberdeen Evening Express
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