Subject: Headlines (Page 33)

Surgical Castration Still Waits for First Inmate Volunteer

Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency

Trojan Is New EU Secretary-General

Airplane Was Only A Few Feet From the Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said

Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets

"Missing" WPC Found Weeping In Panda

Husband Bites Wife's 'Thing'

Mayor Parris to Homeless: Go Home

News Crew Pick Pocketed While Covering Pickpocket Story

Baboon Becomes A Landlady

Sheep Answers Monk's Prayer

Nearly $1 Available to Encourage Organic Farming

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

ITS Introduces DataFlow, A Powerful Yet User-Fiendly WorkFlow Development Tool

Man Denies He Committed Suicide

Front-page news, back-page coverage

Police Find Alligators Guarding Pot Stash In Mount Auburn

Christian Cars Stoned in Nazareth

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung

Study: Gay Clergy Disregarding Church Ban On Celibacy

Disney Stories Are Unfair On Mad People Says Doctor