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Laura Bush Enters Hospital For Testes

Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves 4 men homeless

Man Attacked By Canal

Police: Bank Robber Had Shopping Addiction

Area High School Teacher Told Parents Voicing Concerns About Common Core Curriculum That They “Is Stupid”

Robber Orders Starbucks Employee To Ground

Mayor’s Ball Is Back On The Menu

Woman Uses Breasts as Bird's Nest

Troops Set Assault on MILF Camp

Underwater Church Rescue

Cash Compost Means That Trees Can Grow On Money

Low-Cost Rabies Shots To Be Offered In Transylvania

Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered

More Exercise May Help Weight Loss

School Children March Over New Teachers

China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash

British Gay Activists Scale Palace

‘I Wasn’t Trying To Kill Him;’ Man on trial for murder says he didn’t mean to harm victim he shot 13 times

Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish

Lawyer Frees Own Killer

Pleasant Prairie Woman Trims Bush Into Teapot Topiary