Subject: Headlines (Page 34)

Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo

Planes Forced to Land at Airports

Angry Grandma Allegedly Knifed 12-Year-Old’s Ear

State Population to Double by 2040; Babies to Blame

Mayor Is Ousted By Mice

Bananas Get Animated

Farm Worker Axed Friends to Death, Court Told

Baby Born Holding Mum’s I.U.D.

Real Godmother Becomes Fairy Godmother

Deer With Rabies Kicks LaVale Woman in the Face

Laura Bush Enters Hospital For Testes

Police Probe 'Suspicious' Body in Cemetery

Mole's Conviction Is Quashed

Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania

Judges To Learn "Human Awareness"

Great-Grandma Dared Cop To Tase Her, So He Did

Afrikaaners Find God In London

Skydiver Lands on Beer Vendor at Women’s Cole Slaw Wrestling Event

Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape

Salesman Says He Left 4 Large Rings in Malden Bathtub

Man Plunges Over Cliff While Posing For Photo