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Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair
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Dog Attacks Rocket
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Portable Toilet Bombed, Police Have Nothing To Go On
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Jail Guard Probe In Prison Sex
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Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow
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Penguin Dung May Hold Key To Human Flu
South China Morning Post
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Stabbing Doesn't Spoil Friendship
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Men Think Their Way to Fertility
Reuters
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Body Wants New Blood
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Robber Holds Up Albert’s Hosiery
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Nudist Welfare Worker’s Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory
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Fuchsia Talks
The Bristol Evening Post
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Use Of Heroin Shooting Up
The Huntingdon Town Crier
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U.S. Govt Heads For Shutdown, Blame Flies
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Laura Bush Enters Hospital For Testes
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Summer Treat: Ice Cream "Isn't Health Food"
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Under Pressure at Work? Get a Life
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Cowboy Warning In Tornado-Hit Town
Ceefax (BBC Teletext Service)
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Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port
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The Townsville (Queensland Australia)
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Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
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Voting Down but Political Humor Up
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