Subject: Headlines (Page 36)

Threats Disrupts Plans To Meet About Threats

Woman Not Injured By Cookie

Pregnant Girls Are Vulnerable To Weight Gain

Police: Thief Stole 400K Toothpicks In Georgia

Woman Was Left A "Monster"

DUI: Man Smashed Into Parked Car, Sign, Pole, Drove to Jail

Blind Users Stymied By New Internet Graphics

Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth

New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead

Ford Contour Sales Slow To Accelerate

Monsters Take To The Streets

Two Sisters Reunite After Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter

Two Waterproof Teens Drown

Everyday People Say They Prefer Ethics in Government

Swimmer trapped by beach balls

Woman Tied to Scalia Faces DUI Charge

Baboon Tossers Are Welcome

Holy Russia Quashes Alien Worship

“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”

109 Bus Found at South Pole

Drunk Woman Steals a Ferry and Yells: I’m Jack Sparrow!