Subject: Headlines (Page 40)

City Council Runs Out of Time to Discuss Shorter Meetings

Haddock Leads The Race For Top Farmers' Job

Trapped Dragons Are Blamed For Problems At New Hong Kong Airport

German Airbag Theft Exploding

French Youths Speaking Their Own Language

Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind

Water Missing In The Middle Of The Sea

Oregon Man Changes Name to ‘Captain Awesome’

Nation’s Hungry Attack Meese

Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People

Accident Made Salesman "Too Nice" For Job

Caribbean Bananas Are Ethical Bananas

Great White Shark Battered To Death By Holiday Makers

God Sends A Sign To The Heathen In The Chevy

Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy

Dog Dirt In Park – Group Leaders Step In

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked – Thief Gives Police The Slip

Melbourne Bride Stuck Open, Traffic Backed Up for Hours

Nut Screws Washer And Bolts

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Kruger Park Lions Dying Like Flies