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Subject: Headlines (Page 41)

Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times

Headline
Headlines

Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy

Headline
Headlines Pregnancy

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

The Post News
Headlines The Post News

Ny Ponders Beating Victim

Associated Press Headline, News Of The World
Headlines

Scientists to Have Ford’s Ear

Headline
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Air Traffic Controllers Can Apply For Job In Braille

Reader’s Digest
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Man Dies After 25 Years in a Bus Shelter

Reuters
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Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip

Seattle Times
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Diana Was Still Alive Hours Before She Died

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No One Killed in Fatal Car Crash

Headline
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Lawyer Calls Soul As Witness

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NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach

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Carter Ticks Off Black Help

Headline
Headlines Jimmy Carter

Eagle Found In Man's Sink

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Blow To Head Is Common Cause Of Brain Injury

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Study Reveals Those Without Insurance Die More Often

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Magician Nearly Killed By Doves

The West Briton
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Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High School

Headline
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Monterey Herald Sun
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Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

The Sun
Headlines The Sun

Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison

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