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Uganda Facing Condom Shortage

Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete

Mythical Beast Brings City Grim Message

Priest in Fatal Crash Improves

Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores

Phone Sex Operator Wins Workers’ Compensation Case

Cop Tasers Unarmed Legless Man… Twice!

U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays

Disillusioned Angel Warns Of Too Much Pressure

Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People

Economist Uses Theory to Explain Economy

Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth

Gun-free zones kill people

Police Alert on Stolen Drugs

Great Wall Getting Less Great

Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

S. Africa Battles Invasion Of Alien Water-Snatchers

Groin Kick Led To 7-Day Erection

Rape – The New Way To Defend Yourself

Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space

Lesbian Cow Study Udderly Serious