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(Page 42)
Galveston Woman Beats Intruder With Paintball Gun
Galveston County Daily News
Headlines
Chinks Found On New Train To China
A newspaper in Asia
Headlines
Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer
Headline
Headlines
Fried Chicken Cooked In Microwave Wins Trip
Headline
Headlines
Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot
Fox News\.com
Headlines
Sports
Tennis
Russian Troops Tell Of Invisible Enemy
The Guardian
Headlines
Chaos As Dead Rat Makes A Break For It
The Manchester Evening News
Headlines
Alien Hedgehogs Spread Terror In The Hebrides
The Times
Headlines
Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library
Mesa Tribune
Headlines
After the book “SEX” by Madonna was released
Libraries
Woman Flushes Toilet, Then Catches Fire
The Rocky Mountain News
Headlines
Missippi’s Literacy Program Shows Improvement
Headline
Headlines
Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire
Headline
Headlines
N. Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog “Ancient Frog”
Bangkok Post
Headlines
Drugs Fine For Businessman
Headline
Headlines
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
Headline
Headlines
BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life
The Times
Headlines
Bush Asks Nation for Patients
Headline
Headlines
Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head
Associated Press
Headlines
Stabbing
Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics
Associated Press
Headlines
Lawyer Frees Own Killer
News Of The World
Headlines
Body Wants New Blood
Headline
Headlines
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