Subject: Headlines (Page 42)

Galveston Woman Beats Intruder With Paintball Gun

Chinks Found On New Train To China

Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer

Fried Chicken Cooked In Microwave Wins Trip

Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

Russian Troops Tell Of Invisible Enemy

Chaos As Dead Rat Makes A Break For It

Alien Hedgehogs Spread Terror In The Hebrides

Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library

Woman Flushes Toilet, Then Catches Fire

Missippi’s Literacy Program Shows Improvement

Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire

N. Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog “Ancient Frog”

Drugs Fine For Businessman

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life

Bush Asks Nation for Patients

Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head

Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics

Lawyer Frees Own Killer

Body Wants New Blood