Subject: Headlines (Page 43)

Woman Charged With Stealing Underwear, Cheese

Tiger Woods Takes Leave From the Game of Golg

Indian Plane Reported Hijacked By Authorities

Hay Not Pleased With Slumping PP

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Quintuplets Born 15 Months Early

Sues Bride Of 4 Mouths

Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe

Cop Broke Into Home To Do Laundry, Police Say

One In Three UK Girls Regret Drunken Sex

Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

Pro-fat Groups Bigger, More Visible

Former Manager "Growled Like A Dog" When He Bit Man's Ear

City May Impose Mandatory Time For Prostitution

Enraged by Bristol Palin on ‘Dancing,’ Man Shoots TV, Prompts Standoff

Troops Set Assault on MILF Camp

Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress

Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight

Apartment Manager Cooked for Missionaries, Sick Friends

Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]

Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed