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NASA To Spend $1B On Asteroids
Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
Headlines
Teenager Pees In The Back Of A Sheriff's Car After Telling Deputy: "I Told You I Had To Go, You Stupid Cop"
Daily Mail Online
Headlines
In Florida
VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years
In Pennsylvania
Headlines
Kayaking Is Hard When the Water Is Frozen
Headline
Headlines
Emotional Trauma May Actually Reduce Brain Size
Headline
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A Million ET's Get New Identity Deal
Headline
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Man With Underwear Over His Head Breaks Into Coffee Shop
Headline
Headlines
In Fruitland Idaho
Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom
Associated Press
Headlines
Mexico Church Calls Santa a Drunk
Associated Press
Headlines
Peer’s Seat Burns All Night; Ancient Pile Destroyed
The Wilts Gazette
Headlines
Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
Headline
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Underwater Church Rescue
Headline
Headlines
Study: Long-Term Marijuana Use Harms Mermory
Daily Hampshire Gazette of Northhampton MA
Headlines
Drive-by Easter Egg Hunt
Headline
Headlines
Manhunt For Former Elf Boss
The Irish Times
Headlines
Police Move in Book Case
Headline
Headlines
Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”
Headline
Headlines
Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife
News Of The World
Headlines
Police Hunt Spoons
The Falmouth Packet
Headlines
All-Stars Turn On Sparse Crowd
Headline
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Antibacterial Ingredient in Shampoo May Prevent HIV
Reuters
Headlines
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