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NASA To Spend $1B On Asteroids

Teenager Pees In The Back Of A Sheriff's Car After Telling Deputy: "I Told You I Had To Go, You Stupid Cop"

VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years

Kayaking Is Hard When the Water Is Frozen

Emotional Trauma May Actually Reduce Brain Size

A Million ET's Get New Identity Deal

Man With Underwear Over His Head Breaks Into Coffee Shop

Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom

Mexico Church Calls Santa a Drunk

Peer’s Seat Burns All Night; Ancient Pile Destroyed

Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25

Underwater Church Rescue

Study: Long-Term Marijuana Use Harms Mermory

Drive-by Easter Egg Hunt

Manhunt For Former Elf Boss

Police Move in Book Case

Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”

Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife

Police Hunt Spoons

All-Stars Turn On Sparse Crowd

Antibacterial Ingredient in Shampoo May Prevent HIV