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Subject: Headlines (Page 46)

Indianapolis Man Charged With Wreckless Driving

In Rushvile IN
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Caribbean Islands Drift to Left

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Body Wants New Blood

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Tot Lives 4 Years on Single Baked Bean

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Chocolate Biscuit Bites Man In Midnight Snack Attack

The Shetland Times
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Air Head Fired

Chicago Sun-Times
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Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip

Seattle Times
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Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish

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California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets

Reuters
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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

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Cash Boost By Elderly Satan

Headline, The Dudley Express & Star
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Gnome Sparks Strike

Headline, The Weekend Australian
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Bush Favors His Own Program

Newsweek
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Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

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VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years

In Pennsylvania
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Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

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Gas Company Behind Bean Supper

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Weekly Sex May Prevent Colds and Flu

Reuters
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Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor

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After Sex Sting, Associated Press Governor Tiwari Ejects Prematurely

The Times of India
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Ski slope injuries "hurt NHS"

The Guardian
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