Subject: Headlines (Page 46)

Monitor Lizard Fails To Explode In MP's Toilet

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Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All

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Future Bright for Super Stainless Steel

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Sadness Is No. 1 Reason Men And Women Cry

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Situations Vacant: Cleaner Required, Must Be Contentious

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Turkeys, Manure Pass Through the Senate

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Male Stripper On Handling Charge

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Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants

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Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says

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Damp Patches Discovered On Sun

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Health Officials: Pools, Diarrhea Not Good Mix

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Church Goes Missing

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Judge Blocks Discharge of Gay Seaman

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Hundreds Hurt During Annual Stone-throwing Festival

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Man Rams Into Taco Bell Over Missing Taco

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Poverty Lags In Mississippi Delta

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Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer

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Woman Charged With Bringing Contraband Into Penal Facility After Weapon Found Inside Orifice

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BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life

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Reason For More Bears Sightings: More Bears

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Cop Broke Into Home To Do Laundry, Police Say

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