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Subject: Headlines (Page 47)

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs

The Anchorage Times
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Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All

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Murder Trial Moved To Clinton County to Avoid Impartial Jury

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Straw's Pledge To Rape Victims

Express
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Successful Heads May Be Shared

Daily Telegraph
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Milkman Finds Leg

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Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once?

The Leyton Guardian
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Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

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Cats To Replace Husbands

The Times
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Mexican Police Arrest Horse For Damaging Car

The Daily Texan
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Antibacterial Ingredient in Shampoo May Prevent HIV

Reuters
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Baby Born Holding Mum’s I.U.D.

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British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

The Daily Telegraph
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DUI: Man Smashed Into Parked Car, Sign, Pole, Drove to Jail

The Sun Sentinel
Headlines Jacksonville Florida

Unconscious Can 'Think' But Not About Popcorn

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Dead Golfer Plays His Best Round

The Sun
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Opinions on Our 44st President

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Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys

Associated Press
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Dead Dictator Wanted As President

Reuters
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Lennon Guitar sells for £20,000. No Strings Attached.

Liverpool Daily Post and Echo
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Husband Bites Wife's 'Thing'

The Monitor (Uganda)
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