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Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair

Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight

Study: Depressed Women Live Longer

"Cookie Monster" To Spend 15 Days In Jail For Violating Probation

Human Version of Fly Gene Found

Iowa Moves Back to Pittsburgh

Ugandans Enjoying the Good Life

Erectile Dysfunction Probed with Engineering Tool

Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter

Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum

I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police

Clinton Demands Children's Drug Dosages

Governor’s Penis Busy

Drive To Ban Horse Whipping Mushrooms

Ghosts In $1M Fraud

Shell Found on Beach

Prostitute Stiffed By Client

Head In Pot Lands Man In Can

Thieves Steal 8 Tons of Spa Mud

Rape – The New Way To Defend Yourself