Subject: Headlines (Page 60)

Authorities: Many Sex Offenders Lie About Where They Live

£20 To Fight Crime In England And Wales

Experts Bury British Coal

Cabbage Startles Solicitors

Chocolate Biscuit Bites Man In Midnight Snack Attack

North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"

Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Man Takes Garbage Truck at Gunpoint

City Pact Fight Boils

Auto Racing: Dick Trickle all for mixing buisness with pleaure [sic]

Mermaid Entertains Popular Hunchback

Cloning Warning As Japanese Grow Frog Eyes In Laboratory

Police Find Alligators Guarding Pot Stash In Mount Auburn

Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival'

Masturbator ‘Yanked’ From Library

Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care

Waves Of Chaos Wash Over Road

Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure

‘Dr. Doom’ Foresees Agony in Our Future

Cow Attacks School Cook