Subject: Headlines (Page 64)

Sperm Donor Reforms ‘Long Time Coming‘

Nudists Fight Erection of Towers Near Wreck Beach

Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit

Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish

North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"

Experts Bury British Coal

Manufacturer of Flame-Resistant Fabric Catches Fire

Trapeze Artist Attacks Rival with Castration Tongs

Drunk, Pregnant Mom Leaves Baby In Car To Get Piercing

Greece Declares War on Bad Cheese

Mimes Blamed For Abusive Language

Disciples of Christ Name Interim Leader

Sneak Attack By Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen

Dog Saves Owner’s Life After Cat Starts Fire

Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik

Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing

Supreme Court Ponders Whether Innocent Person Can Be Executed

Dismemberment Killer Convicted, ‘Thank God the Jury Could Put the Pieces Together,’ Says Solicitor

Nutt Faces Sack

Baboon Becomes A Landlady

Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure