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You Can't Help Being a Grumpy Old Sourpuss, It's How Your Brain Is
London Observer
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Jail Guard Probe In Prison Sex
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Biting Nails Can Be Sign Of Tenseness In A Person
The Daily Gazette (Schenectady NY)
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Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum
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Sexting Incident Leads to Swim Chase in Lake
The Journal Times (Racine WI)
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Two Boys Ordered to Write Essay On Why They Shot Their Mother
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Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once?
The Leyton Guardian
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It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives
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Death Doesn't Deter Students From Drinking
The Roanoke Times
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Limb Center Hit By Walk-Out
The Cumberland News
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California Wildlife Destroys Over 40 Homes
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Robber Holds Up Albert’s Hosiery
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Lloyds Sell Goldfish to Morgan Stanley For £1bn
The Independent
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Man Plunges Over Cliff While Posing For Photo
Associated Press
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Bush Asks Nation for Patients
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Bonus Permits Enable 809 Hunters to Kill Two Deer
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Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair
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Researchers Locate Tomato Gene
Associated Press
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Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape
Lawrence Journal-World
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Snake Venom Slows Breast Tumor Growth
UPI
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Josh Bard Suffers Minor Injuries In Fatal Car Crash
FanHouse
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