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Subject: Headlines (Page 76)

Cougars Stuff Bears

In Pulaski County Virginia
Headlines

Priest Pleads Guilty to Making Date-Rape Drug

Reuters
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Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out

The Tallahassee Bugle
Headlines Sports

Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners

Headline
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Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests

Headline
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Officials: Elvis is Still Dead

Associated Press
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Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear

Journal of Commerce
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Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is

Associated Press
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Waterskiing Accident Ruled Accidental

Trenton Times
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Cats To Replace Husbands

The Times
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Airborne Deer Kills Man

New York Times
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Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

Headline
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Threatening Letters – Man Asks For Long Sentence

The Scotsman
Headlines The Scotsman

Gays in Roanoke Recover After Slaying

Associated Press
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Stampede For Compost

Headline
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Flowers To Ease Famine

The Scunthorpe Evening Telegraph
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Electric Exec Gets Lit Up!

Headline
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Frozen Semen Talks

Headline
Headlines from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op

Experts Increase Probability of Big Quake in California

Headline
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Hershey Bars Protest

Headline
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Saving The Whale From Space

BBC News Online
Headlines
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