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Subject: Headlines (Page 77)

Wingnut Dept Ceiling Demands

CNN Money
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Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal

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Frogs Satirize Racial Politics

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
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Planning Experts At Odds On Impact Of "Missing Link"

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Lawyer Frees Own Killer

News Of The World
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Zoo Rescues Tom Thumb

The Metro (London)
Headlines Zoo

Westinghouse Will Buy Infinity For $3.9 Billion

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Scott Wants Head Job

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Airport Plea For Visitors To Stay Away

The Scotsman
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Memorial Day Weekend – Buckle Up, Slow Down & Drink & Drive

KARE
Headlines Minneapolis–St. Paul

Protestors Tried To Spoil Play But Actors Succeeded

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Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain

Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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Pleasant Prairie Woman Trims Bush Into Teapot Topiary

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Stadium Air Conditioning Fails – Fans Protest

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Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

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Woman Tries to Give Away Dad on Internet

Associated Press
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Woman Born Feb. 29 Has Baby Same Day

St. Louis Globe Democrat
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Jupiter Out Of Orbit Over Resignation

The Irish Times
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DUI: Man Smashed Into Parked Car, Sign, Pole, Drove to Jail

The Sun Sentinel
Headlines Jacksonville Florida

Incest More Common Than Thought In America

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Brain Bank Seeks More Deposits

Reuters
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