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Headlines
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Man Shot By Drinking Partner, Police Said
Dallas Morning News
Headlines
Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing
The Daily Telegraph
Headlines
Waves Of Chaos Wash Over Road
The Walthamstow (London) Guardian
Headlines
Alcohol Frequently Seen In Cases
The Colorado Daily News
Headlines
Putting Mattress On Floor Prevents Fall From Bed
The Associated Press
Headlines
Trapped Dragons Are Blamed For Problems At New Hong Kong Airport
The Weekly Telegraph
Headlines
Magistrates Act to Keep Theatres Open
The Evening Citizen
Headlines
The Evening Citizen
Insects Play Important Role In Helping To Solve Crimes
The Irish Times
Headlines
Around The World Rhinos Crash Back To Earth
The Guardian
Headlines
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Headline
Headlines
Golfer Charged With Drunken Driving
Associated Press
Headlines
Severed Hand Saved By Peas
The Sun
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Women’s Chorus Adds Belcher to Membership
Headline
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Mice Blamed For Missing Drinks
The Wolverhampton Express & Star
Headlines
Enraged Cow Injures House
Headline
Headlines
Lawyer Frees Own Killer
News Of The World
Headlines
Strikes to Paralyze Travelers
Daily Mirror
Headlines
Double-Hand Transplant Patient Applauds Operation
Reuters
Headlines
Man Jumps off 2nd Street Bridge; Neither Jumper Nor Body Found
Headline
Headlines
"Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim
Bradford Telegraph & Argus
Headlines
Bill Would Make it Illegal to Break Rules
Headline
Headlines
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