Subject: Headlines (Page 78)

KGB Grills Bishop in Belarus

Queen to Skip Chuck Nups

Lost Scissors Found In Woman

Divorce Is Like A Lonely Gerbil

Santa Accused of Slapping Child

Woman Fined for Not Giving 30-day Notice Before Dying

Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight

Experts Increase Probability of a Big Quake in California

Committee Votes to Investigate Itself

Why My Brain Hates Your Mistakes

Cuba Tries Short Cut To Tailor Economy

Auto Racing: Dick Trickle all for mixing buisness with pleaure [sic]

Ancient Chinese Tradition Develops

Afrikaaners Find God In London

Green Man Causes Jams

Dead Man Gets Job Back

New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone Availability

Belgian Man Saves Fish With Kiss of Life

Man Found Dead In Graveyard

Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care

Mice Blamed For Missing Drinks