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Magician's Car Vanishes
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Killer Plants Stalk Queen Mum
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Son of Westboro Baptist Church leader attacked on live TV by naked 500lb man who burst out of bathroom, sat on him and shouted: ‘Who’s your daddy now?’
Mail Online
Headlines
United Kingdom
Chicken Manure Is Not Quite The Cure For Chapped Lips
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DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest
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Woman Beats Off Rapist
The Daily Mail
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Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let’s Resolve to Do Better
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Bishop Attacks Childless Couples
Huddersfield Daily Examiner
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Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side
The Chicago Tribune
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Visitors To the Sandspit Are Advised That There Is A Prohibited Area Near the Groin
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Man Held in Miami After Shooting Bee
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18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests
The Times
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Man Died Of Natural Causes
Wirral News Group
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Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife
Reuters
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“Lenore” Only Opera Beethoven Wrote on Monday Evening
In San Antonio TX
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Oasis Album Could Be Record
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Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
The Times of London
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RSPCA Hit By Guinea Pig Explosion
The Bucks Examiner
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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad
The Washington Post
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Peer’s Seat Burns All Night; Ancient Pile Destroyed
The Wilts Gazette
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Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World
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