Subject: Headlines (Page 79)

Magician's Car Vanishes

Killer Plants Stalk Queen Mum

Son of Westboro Baptist Church leader attacked on live TV by naked 500lb man who burst out of bathroom, sat on him and shouted: ‘Who’s your daddy now?’

Chicken Manure Is Not Quite The Cure For Chapped Lips

DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest

Woman Beats Off Rapist

Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let’s Resolve to Do Better

Bishop Attacks Childless Couples

Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side

Visitors To the Sandspit Are Advised That There Is A Prohibited Area Near the Groin

Man Held in Miami After Shooting Bee

18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests

Man Died Of Natural Causes

Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife

“Lenore” Only Opera Beethoven Wrote on Monday Evening

Oasis Album Could Be Record

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

RSPCA Hit By Guinea Pig Explosion

All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad

Peer’s Seat Burns All Night; Ancient Pile Destroyed

Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World