Subject: Headlines (Page 80)

Police Dog Called To Testify In Traffic Case

Monster Growing Out Of Control

Antique Dealer Thought Girl Was Older

Bananas And Oranges Linked To Violent Crime

Hobgoblins Have A Wardrobe Problem

Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty

Butts Slams Beer Ads Featuring Animal Sex

Hunt for Bin Laden – Experts Agree: Al Qaeda Leader is Dead or Alive

Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire

Investigators Determine Man Not a Man

Superheroes Make Kids Eat Fruit and Vegetables

Virgin Holds Off 10,000 in Peachtree

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Explosion Of Professors At Universities

Frying Squirrel Blamed for Sunday Power Outage

Waves Of Chaos Wash Over Road

Tennessee Williams Brought To Life In A Unique Setting

Jesus "Not A Hedgehog"

Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot

Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows

Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms