Subject: Headlines (Page 80)

Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000

Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding

Windows 95 Were For Houses, Thief Believed

Research: Beer Stops Cancer Damage

Sexting Incident Leads to Swim Chase in Lake

Nelson’s Hair Saved Grandson

Free Speech For Aliens

Irish Peat Bogs Rocked By Great Sheep Explosion

Man Tries To Pay For Dinner With A Bag Of Pot

Phantom Told To Pay Wife £3,000 A Month

Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes

Lost Language Found But No One Can Read It

Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984

Brain Dead Hero Pushed Friend Out Of Danger

Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us

C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam

Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times

Friends Trade Tattered Card for 49 Years

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Stampede For Compost

Inquest Opens on Dead Woman