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Dykes Impressed by Workouts

Virgin Holds Off 10,000 in Peachtree

Man Goes Berserk in Car Salesroom, Many Volvos Hurt

Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir

Spaniard Dies After Fall From Ferry To Britain

Man Avoids Jail After Sewing Son's Butt Shut

Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic

Family Of 17 Defects From North Korea

Viagra Blamed for 69 Deaths

Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms

Michelle Obama Wore Clothes to Light the Christmas Tree

Unexpected Trees Jump The Gun On Playing Place Roundabouts

No One Killed in Fatal Car Crash

Dolphins, Whales, Seals Do Research

Body Wants New Blood

Toxic Waste Tour Planned

Barefoot Prowler Nabbed After Leaving His Flip-Flops At Crime Scene

Irish Peat Bogs Rocked By Great Sheep Explosion

Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors

This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup

Pro-fat groups bigger, more visible