Subject: Headlines (Page 86)

Dick Cheney is a Robot

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Severed Hand Saved By Peas

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Danish Pastor Who Refused to Believe in God Suspended

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Victim's Family Didn't Need Another Death

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Students Compete for Pillow Fight Record

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Tarmac Close To Merger With Aggregate

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Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals

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Norwegian Motorist is Slapped with Parking Ticket While Stuck in Traffic Jam

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East Tennessee Aglow Over Nuclear Jobs

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FEMA Probe Reveals Rain Caused Floods

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Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

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Miami Police Officer Kills Man With Toy Gun

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U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays

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Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil

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Inmate Attempts Suicide, Moved Off Death Row

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168 Goats Roam LA Freeway

168 Goats Killed In Accident

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Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

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Male Naturist Members Rise

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Barefoot Prowler Nabbed After Leaving His Flip-Flops At Crime Scene

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Missing Teen Tied To Bones

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