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(Page 89)
Police: Thief Stole 400K Toothpicks In Georgia
The Associated Press
Headlines
In Athens Georgia
Hotel Burns, Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad
Headline
Headlines
County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds
Headline
Headlines
Lesbian Youth at High Risk for Pregnancy
The Vancouver Sun
Headlines
Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants
Headline
Headlines
Use Of Heroin Shooting Up
The Huntingdon Town Crier
Headlines
How Many Condoms Is Enough?
Headline
Headlines
Thief Nabbed Returning for Ass
UPI
Headlines
Shuttle Traveling Nearly 18 Times Speed of Light
CNN
Headlines
False
Armageddon Could Threaten United's Promotion Push
Headline
Headlines
Uncut Workers Better Survivors
The Australian
Headlines
Turkey Votes for Christmas
Financial Times
Headlines
Postman Beaten by Lavender Bush
The Argus
Headlines
Freemont CA
Baboon Tossers Are Welcome
Grantham Journal
Headlines
Animal-Rights Group to Hold Meeting at Steakhouse
Headline
Headlines
Teacher Strikes Idle Student
Headline
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50 Foot Officers to Patrol Dangerous Neighborhoods
Headline
Headlines
ITS Introduces DataFlow, A Powerful Yet User-Fiendly WorkFlow Development Tool
Headline
Headlines
Spates Guilty of Murder, Asks, “Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I've committed.”
Headline
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Man Hit By Train – Twice in 2 Weeks!
The Drudge Report
Headlines
29 Nations Approve Bribery Ban
Headline
Headlines
Bribery
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