Subject: Headlines (Page 89)

Police: Thief Stole 400K Toothpicks In Georgia

Hotel Burns, Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad

County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds

Lesbian Youth at High Risk for Pregnancy

Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants

Use Of Heroin Shooting Up

How Many Condoms Is Enough?

Thief Nabbed Returning for Ass

Shuttle Traveling Nearly 18 Times Speed of Light

Armageddon Could Threaten United's Promotion Push

Uncut Workers Better Survivors

Turkey Votes for Christmas

Postman Beaten by Lavender Bush

Baboon Tossers Are Welcome

Animal-Rights Group to Hold Meeting at Steakhouse

Teacher Strikes Idle Student

50 Foot Officers to Patrol Dangerous Neighborhoods

ITS Introduces DataFlow, A Powerful Yet User-Fiendly WorkFlow Development Tool

Spates Guilty of Murder, Asks, “Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I've committed.”

Man Hit By Train – Twice in 2 Weeks!

29 Nations Approve Bribery Ban