Subject: Headlines (Page 89)

Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again

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Shirtless Woman Joyrides in Stolen Police Cruiser

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Idaho Group Organizes to Help Service Widows

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MP's To Take A Close Look At Pornography

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Donkey Bomb Kills 8 in Tirah Market

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Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times

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Phantom Bus Didn't Show

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Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules

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Man Pepper-Sprays Woman, Steals Her Monkey [sic]

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Compromise on Ten Commandments

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29 Hurt As Students Demand Right To Cheat

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Food Is Basic To Student Diet

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Evil Spirits Clash With Holy Ghost

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Face Transplants No Longer Science Fiction

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Ghosts Take Derby

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Only Poets Can Save Us From Millennium Buggery

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Search Called Off When Man is Found

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Prostitute Says Government Ruining Trade

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India's Nuclear Yeti

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Ski slope injuries "hurt NHS"

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Man Tells Police His Crack Dealer Ran Over Him

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