Subject: Song Titles (Page 29)

Overlonely And Underkissed

I'm My Own Grandpa

If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me

Get That Gasoline Blues

Beam Me Up, Scotty

99 Words For Boobs

Billy Broke My Heart At Walgreens And I Cried All The Way To Sears

I’m The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised

You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

I Can’t Forget Old What’s Her Name

I’m Just An Old Chunk Of Coal (But I’m Gonna Be A Diamond Someday)

I Like My Women (A Little On The Trashy Side)

I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot

Learn How To Drive!

The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun

I Went To Bed At 2 With A 10 (And Woke Up This Morning At 10 With A 2)

HermAphrodite

Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?

Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

Yard Sale

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