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The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You have really solidified the Mets' centerfield problem.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Nobody knows this [yet], but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

If a horse won’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Rookie Wilson was candidate for Mookie of the Year.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Is that the best game you ever pitched?

This is not even close to what I envisioned a no-hitter would be.

American baseball pitcher

George 'Babe' Ruth and Old Jack Dempsey, both Sultans of Swat.
One hits where the other people are, the other where they're not.

Scottish snooker player

I've got a tip on the market for you fellows, buy Pennsylvania Railroad – because by tomorrow night about a dozen of you bums will be riding on it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball; I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

(1934 – ) American baseball player

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Do they leave it there during games?

American baseball pitcher