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Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

Earl Weaver

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Baseball Sports Coaches

The music sounds better, the wine tastes sweeter and the girls look better when we win.

Mark Grace

professional baseball player

Baseball Sports Winning

Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose

Headline

Baseball Headlines Sports Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon

He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

Jerry Coleman

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball Sports Hitting Of Ted Williams

Do you know what I love most about baseball? … the pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt… and that’s just in the hot dogs.

David Letterman

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Baseball Food/Drink Sports Hot Dogs

That was a maximization of a minimization of hits.

Mike MacFarlane

professional baseball player

Baseball Misspokements Sports

I tell him ‘Attaway to hit, George.’

Jim Frey

American baseball manager

Baseball Sports When asked what advice he gives George Brett on hitting

Look at him and you'd think he's 16… talk to him and you think he's 26; talk baseball with him, and you'd think he's 36.

Branch Rickey

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

Baseball Intelligence Sports Of a young Gene Mauch

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

Earl Weaver

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Baseball Sports

One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women.

John McGraw

baseball manager

Baseball Sports