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I slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.

Tom McVie

Canadian hockey coach

Was Wayne Gretzky sick?

Larry Robinson

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After winning the ‘Player of the Week’ award

We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.

Barry Beck

professional hockey player

Activities Hockey Misspokements After an embarrassing loss

I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

Chris Osgood

Canadian hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports On what he thinks about when he sees Wayne Gretzky breakaway

I was hoping I could still be an underwear model after my career is over.

Shane O'Brien

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On what he thought when he saw all the blood from a cut between his eyes

I'd trade Larry Murphy for a shaved monkey who could skate and a bucket of pucks.

An angry Toronto Maple Leafs fan

Hockey Sports Larry Murphy

Owww… it caught ‘em right in the pants area.

Chico Resch

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

Hockey Misspokements Sports

That puck would have gone in the net if not for the goalie.

Chico Resch

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

Hockey Misspokements Sports

I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

Jay Wells

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Injuries On how he fixed his broken nose after being high-sticked

It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

Chris Chelios

American hockey player

Hockey Sports On the difference between being a defenseman and a forward

Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

Harold Snepsts

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After being advised by a doctor to wear a helmet to avoid brain damage

We know he is a one-dimensional player, but it’s the dimension we don’t have.

Al Coates

Canadian sports broadcaster

Hockey Sports On Phil Housley

There are certain things about my game I don't want to change, but I think it's about time that I realized I can't fight every battle. Three hundred minutes in penalties is way too many. Way too many.

Rick Tocchet

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Penalties

He scored hockey by the number of fights. If you lost seven to one, but won five fights, he figured you won the game.

Conn Smythe

Canadian businessman, sportsman & owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs

Conflict Fights Hockey Sports Of ‘King’ Clancy

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Floyd Smith

Hockey coach

Hockey Misspokements Sports

All of a sudden he’s hurt and I’ve got to get the popcorn out of my teeth.

Bob Esche

American hockey player

Hockey Sports When called to replaced a teammate

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

John Vanbiesbrouck

American hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports When asked if he enjoyed facing 51 shots in a game

Kerry, don’t sell yourself short. You’ve made far worse calls than that.

Kelly Chase

hockey broadcaster

Hockey Sports After referee Kerry Fraser admitted to making his worst call ever

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

Andre Dawson

professional baseball player

Baseball Hockey Sports On his time in Montreal

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 11)

I slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.

Was Wayne Gretzky sick?

We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.

I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

I was hoping I could still be an underwear model after my career is over.

I'd trade Larry Murphy for a shaved monkey who could skate and a bucket of pucks.

Owww… it caught ‘em right in the pants area.

That puck would have gone in the net if not for the goalie.

I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

Aww, don't worry Doc, if that happens, I can always come back as a forward!

We know he is a one-dimensional player, but it’s the dimension we don’t have.

There are certain things about my game I don't want to change, but I think it's about time that I realized I can't fight every battle. Three hundred minutes in penalties is way too many. Way too many.

He scored hockey by the number of fights. If you lost seven to one, but won five fights, he figured you won the game.

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

All of a sudden he’s hurt and I’ve got to get the popcorn out of my teeth.

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

Kerry, don’t sell yourself short. You’ve made far worse calls than that.

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.