Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 13)

“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

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“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“I’m very popular with women”, said Don wanly.

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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“If I die, you get everything,” said Tom willingly.

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“I lost my pants in the stock market,” Tom speculated.

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“Use your own hair brush,” Tom bristled.

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“I know which boyd gets the woym,” said Tom in an oily voice.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

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“I’m the butcher’s assistant,” said Tom cuttingly.

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“That’s price-fixing!” said Tom caustically.

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“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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