Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 13)

“I’ll take that”, said Tom appropriately.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“You won the bronze,” said Tom meddlingly.

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“There’s someone at the front door,” Tom chimed in.

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“I just got another flat,” he said tiredly.

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“It’s the quotient of two integers,” said Tom rationally.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“I’d like to be a Chinese laborer,” said Tom coolly.

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“But a totalitarian government could remove all trace of my ever having existed!” said Tom unpersonably.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

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“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“I’m on the green,” Tom lied.

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“I’m waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“There’s nothing wrong with demons,” Tom said implicitly.

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“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

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“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

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