Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 14)

“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

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“The jelly is 50% set”, Tom affirmed.

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“Employees are not permitted to have sex on company furniture,” Tom shouted, banging on the table.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“Strike three,” Tom called out.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.

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“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

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“I’ll take that”, said Tom appropriately.

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“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

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“I hear a brook,” Tom babbled.

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“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.

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“Elvis is dead,” said Tom expressly.

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“I think we were cheated,” Tom recounted.

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“You’re busted!” said the policeman to Miss Parton.

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“This wind is awful,” blustered Tom.

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“I’ve stuck a pin through my nose,” said Tom punctually.

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“Have some shampoo,” was Tom’s unconditional offer.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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