Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 14)

“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

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“I’m concerned about the number of people not attending,” said Tom absentmindedly.

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“I will now demonstrate how to dissect a sheep,” delivered Tom.

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“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.

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“No, I haven’t read Voltaire,” said Tom candidly.

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“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“It’s a unit of electric current,” said Tom amply.

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“I’ve mailed the letter,” Tom assented.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“I chop down trees for a living,” said Tom lumberingly.

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“I’ve been waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“There’s no place for the kitchen sink,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

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“I can see because I have actual visual organs,” Tom realized.

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“Unlike you, I’ve always been a dog person,” he barked.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

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“I’m trying to get some air circulating under the roof,” said Tom fanatically.

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“I like ragged margins,” said Tom without justification.

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“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

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