Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 15)

“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

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“I’m going to lie in the sun,” said Tom in Basque.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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“What’s the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom noteworthily.

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“We need more people like Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald,” said Tom moronically.

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“A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair,” said Tom, visibly moved.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“This flower’s empty,” the drone said belatedly.

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“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.

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“I just got another flat,” he said tiredly.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring,” said Tom with abandon.

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“The situation is grave,” Tom said cryptically.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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“We can’t have this and eat it too,” said Tom archaically.

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“I have no recollection of the last twenty-four hours,” said Tom lackadaisically.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“The insect in William’s hand is wearing a yarmulka!” said Tom jubilantly.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“Pass me the shellfish,” said Tom crabbily.

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“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

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