Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 15)

“Do you think I’m a dull person?” Tom asked bluntly.

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“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

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“Some day, people will be able to file lawsuits against computers,” said Tom soothingly.

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“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“Why do you bother? I for one couldn’t….,” said Tom carelessly.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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I dropped the toothpaste,” said Tom, crestfallen.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“One of the ten finalists in the ‘London derriere’ contest had to drop out”, said Tom asininely.

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”..,” said Tom blankly.

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“That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1,” said Tom oddly.

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“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

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“I’ve deduced that this is the right way,” said Tom pathologically.

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“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

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