Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 16)

“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

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“I won’t finish in fifth place,” Tom held forth.

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“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

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“The censors took all the dirty bits out of my show,” said Tom deludedly.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

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“I’ll get you out of prison in no time,” said Tom balefully.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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“My neurotic blood-sucking arachnid has put on weight”, said Tom, his nervous tic showing again.

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“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.

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“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“I want to be your best friend,” Tom said doggedly.

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“Don’t let me drown in Egypt!” pleaded Tom, deep in denial.

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“Now I can do some painting,” said Tom easily.

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“I’ll show you my illustrated Irish new testament,” said Tom bibliographically.

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“I want a motorized bicycle,” Tom moped.

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