Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 16)

“My pants are too tight,” Tom burst out.

Tom Swifties

“Give me some Chinese food”, said Tom wantonly.

Tom Swifties

“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

Tom Swifties

“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

Tom Swifties

“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

Tom Swifties

“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples,” Tom groaned dolefully.

Tom Swifties

“The optician probably doesn’t have my glasses ready yet,” Tom speculated.

Tom Swifties

“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

Tom Swifties

“Rowing hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

Tom Swifties

“Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth,” said Tom with a gleam in his eye.

Tom Swifties

“We can’t accommodate any more peripherals,” said Tom bus-ily.

Tom Swifties

“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

Tom Swifties

“Those bullets can’t hurt me,” said Tom blankly.

Tom Swifties

“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

Tom Swifties

“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

Tom Swifties

“I write elevator music,” Tom noted.

Tom Swifties

“I used to feed the lions at the zoo,” said Tom offhandedly.

Tom Swifties

“England is okay, except there seems to be at least one blood-sucking insect in every outhouse”, said Tom aloofly.

Tom Swifties

“Elvis is dead,” said Tom expressly.

Tom Swifties

“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

Tom Swifties

“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

Tom Swifties