Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 17)

“I can take photographs if I want to!” Tom snapped.

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“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

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“The policeman charged me twenty bucks for speeding,” said Tom finally.

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“Unlike you, I’ve always been a dog person,” he barked.

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“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.

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“I cut off the bottoms of my Levis so they won’t drag on the ground,” said Tom hygienically.

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“Let’s take a vacation in the south of France,” said Tom nicely.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“I didn’t do well in the test,” Tom said degradedly.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“It’s become much bigger,” said Tom with a groan.

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“Ouch! When I get stung, I want revenge,” said Tom begrudgingly.

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“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

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“I didn’t look at all!” Tom peeped.

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“This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn,” said Tom slowly.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“I’ve been feeding the crocodile,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“We had trouble with the propulsion systems for those moon flights”, said the NASA engineer apologetically.

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“I have a gift for you,” said Tom presently.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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