Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 18)

“Has the bear gone away?” asked Tom intently.

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“Ought I to do this?” asked Tom with a shudder.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“I’ve paid my annual subscription,” Tom remembered.

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“I’m putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses,” Tom summarized.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“I’ll show you my illustrated Irish new testament,” said Tom bibliographically.

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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

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“I’ve only enough carpet for the hall and landing,” said Tom with a blank stare.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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“Eating uranium makes me feel funny,” said Tom radiantly.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

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“I used to feed the lions at the zoo,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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