Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 18)

“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“I see,” said Tom icily.

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 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

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"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.

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“I’m on the green,” Tom lied.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“I'll have a martini,” said Tom, dryly.

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“I really don’t like tending the garden,” he said witheringly.

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“This is where I keep my arrows,” said Tom quiveringly.

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“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.

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“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

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“That just doesn’t add up,” said Tom, nonplussed.

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“But a totalitarian government could remove all trace of my ever having existed!” said Tom unpersonably.

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“Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game,” said Tom lovingly.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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“I was raised in a foster home,” said Tom transparently.

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