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Fish Need Water, Feds Say

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Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient

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Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets

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Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop

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Schizophrenic Killed Herself With Two Plastic Bags

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Drug Abuse "Can Be Beaten By Joint Effort"

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Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind

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A-Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt

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Flying Goats Spark Alarm

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Condom Firm Stretches Product Line

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Brief Cooking At Low Heat Recommended For Diabetes

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Veterans Of The Civil War Seeking New Members

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Smokers Have Odd Brains

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Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts

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Patient at Death’s Door – Doctors Pull Him Through

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Murderer Says Detective Ruined His Reputation

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Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

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Stud Tires Out

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Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"

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Manure Mound Creates a Mess

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Mars Can Grow Asparagus

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