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“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”

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New Tabloid "Owned By God"

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Potential Of Dublin As A "Solar Capital" Is Discussed

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Expert Has Brains Of Chicken

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House Republicans Are Split on Why They’re Divided

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Darth Vader Robs Ohio Bank

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Two Boys Ordered to Write Essay On Why They Shot Their Mother

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Labour Councillors Worried About Disappearing Trains

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Phone Sex Operator Wins Workers’ Compensation Case

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Royals Get Taste of Angels’ Colon

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Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania

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Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

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Right To Die Advocate Found Dead

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Male Naturalist Members Rise

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Local Man Has Longest Horns in Texas

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Guinea-Pig Judge Quits

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Man Wins Trip For "Fathering" Rhino

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Free Speech For Aliens

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Man Hand-Feeds Wild Alligators

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Virgins Are Discovered In Essex

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Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals

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