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Antibiotic-Resistant Staph Antibiotic Discovered

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Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game in ’81

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Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In '84

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Woman Scolded For Killing Husband

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Reason For More Bears Sightings: More Bears

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Kid’s Pajamas to be Removed by Woolworth

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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

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Neighbors Call New Pigsty An Eyesore

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Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor

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Pit Bulls Love You, Really

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DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest

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Russia's Statistics Boss Accused of Fraud

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County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds

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Investigators Determine Man Not a Man

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Berkley Turns Blind Ear to Finance Committee

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Police Car Crashes Into Doughnut Delivery Van

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Mermaid Entertains Popular Hunchback

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Unicorn Safe Thanks To Cash

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Come to the Hanukkah Party and Get Your Picture Taken With Santa

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Report: U.S. Scientists Create 'Living Breasts'

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