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Fresno Council to Talk About Talking Less at Meetings

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Collegians Are Turning To Vegetables

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Brain Dead Hero Pushed Friend Out Of Danger

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Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times

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Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding

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Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

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Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight

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Camel Swallows Woman in Pedicure Mishap

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At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area

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Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984

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Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors

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Pit Bulls Love You, Really

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Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians

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Breathing Oxygen Linked to Staying Alive

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Stabbing Doesn't Spoil Friendship

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Farmer Bitten Splitting Dogs

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Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants

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The Sun Is Leading Cause Of Sunburns

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Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal

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Christ Resigns As Police Chief

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Smokers Have Odd Brains

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