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High Heels Lead to Foot Pain

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Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home

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EXCLUSIVE: Obama agrees to keep Israel’s nukes secret

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Gag Order Imposed In Holmes Trial

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Headlines Referring to well endowed porn star John Holmes

Astronauts See Colourful Gas Clouds Bubble Out of Uranus

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7-Day Diarrhea Runs Through Bay County

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Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan

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Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

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Security Firm Loses Oakland Airport

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Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board

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Irish Peat Bogs Rocked By Great Sheep Explosion

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City Pact Fight Boils

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Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History

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Abstention From Sex Does Not Make One Stupid

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Family's Ceiling Leaked Dead Birds

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County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds

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Two-legged Dog Takes Amputation in Stride

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18 Hurt In Cheese Roll

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Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo

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109 Bus Found at South Pole

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Deaf-mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

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