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Sewage Kills Fish, But Water Safe to Drink

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Study: Gay Clergy Disregarding Church Ban On Celibacy

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Some Phone Psychics Provide Useless, Erroneous Information

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British Gay Activists Scale Palace

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Fertile Woman Killed In Climax

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Man Wins Trip For "Fathering" Rhino

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Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania

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Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

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Young Marines Make Tasty Christmas Treats

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Commuter Tax on New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey

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Human Version of Fly Gene Found

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Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic

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School Children March Over New Teachers

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Judgement Day Date Delayed

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Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All

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Are Black Women Invisible? A New Study Says Yes

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Policeman Loses Nose in Circumcision Ceremony

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Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

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Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

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Family of Four Felled by Fumes

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God Commissions Theme Park

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