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Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison

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40 Men Escape Watery Graves When Vessel Flounders In Ale

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Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands

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Straw’s Pledge To Rape Victims

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Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine For Sex Acts

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Ancient Blonde Corpses Raise Questions

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Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects

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The Driver Involved In This Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed

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Lazy, Fat Dragons To Go On Crash Diet In Zoo

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Humpty Dumpty Wins Award For Balance

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C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam

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Schizophrenic Killed Herself With Two Plastic Bags

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Salesman Says He Left 4 Large Rings in Malden Bathtub

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No One Killed in Fatal Car Crash

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First Lady Wows With New Bangs

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City Wants Dead To Pay For Cleanup

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Tot Lives 4 Years on Single Baked Bean

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Spooked Elephants Riot At Suburban Mall

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Prosecutors Want Victim In Courtroom During Murder Trial

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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Ike Says Nixon Can’t Stand Pat

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