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Suit Says Hospital Mistook Constipation For Cancer

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Fatal Mudslide Blamed On Hill

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Gas Company Behind Bean Supper

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British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee

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Manure Mound Creates a Mess

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Baywatch Star Objects To Fake Sex

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Chou Remains Cremated

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Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

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Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic

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Airplane Was Only A Few Feet From the Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said

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Lawyers Back Despite Use of Bug Spray

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Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In '84

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Video Gets Kids Away From TV

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Children's Stool Great For Use In Garden

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How Many Condoms Is Enough?

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Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast

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Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir

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Hispanics Ace Spanish Tests

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Total Lunar Eclipse Will Be Broadcast Live on Northwoods Public Radio

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Christmas Trees Don’t Grow On Trees

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Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters

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