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Mars Can Grow Asparagus

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Hamiltons To Be Shot Into Space

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Man Hurt When Compacted in Garbage Truck

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State Will Poison Rivers So It Can Count Dead Fish

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Siamese Twin Kills Brother in Bungled Suicide Attempt

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Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik

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Amnesia Costs Accountant 11 Years

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Woman Accidentally Joins Search Party Looking For Herself

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A-Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt

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Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn’t Seen in Years

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Waterproof Man Drowns in Dry Creek

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Haddock Leads The Race For Top Farmers' Job

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How Many Condoms Is Enough?

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Prisoners Escape After Execution

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Senior Luncheon Will No Longer Include Lunch

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Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies

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Scientists Hoping To Grow Their Own Livers

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Some Phone Psychics Provide Useless, Erroneous Information

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Kagan Refuses Herself Too Often

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Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All

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Priest Duels With Dracula

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