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Enfield Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

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Nudists Fight Erection of Towers Near Wreck Beach

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Sex Offenders Pitch Tents

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Let's Take Things Literally!!

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City Pact Fight Boils

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Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting

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Florida Illegal Aliens Cut in Half By New Law

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