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Authorities: Many Sex Offenders Lie About Where They Live
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State Will Poison Rivers So It Can Count Dead Fish
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Forecasters Call For Weather on Monday
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U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas
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Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Clinton’s Firmness Got Results
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Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters
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Nev. Man Seeks Surgery for 100-Pound Scrotum
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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Sues Bride Of 4 Mouths
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State Population to Double by 2040; Babies to Blame
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Laura Bush Enters Hospital For Testes
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