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Analysis: Jobs End Welfare
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Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
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Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
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Admits Shooting Husband From Stand, During Trial
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Cows Lose Their Jobs As Milk Prices Drop
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Cows
Amnesia Costs Accountant 11 Years
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Ike Says Nixon Can’t Stand Pat
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Dwight (Ike) Eisenhower
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Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians
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from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
Warmer Weather May Make Snow Disappear
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Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
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Two Sisters Reunite After Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter
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Pit Bulls Love You, Really
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Policemen Help Dog Bite Victim
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House Republicans Are Split on Why They’re Divided
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