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Enraged Cow Injures House

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Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

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Dodge Says Probe Puts Him in Awkward Position

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Robber’s Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly

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Monitor Lizard Fails To Explode In MP's Toilet

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Policemen Help Dog Bite Victim

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New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

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"We Hate Math" says 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans

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U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas

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Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards

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War Dims Hope for Peace

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Senior Luncheon Will No Longer Include Lunch

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Experts Increase Probability of a Big Quake in California

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Chicken Banned From Crossing The Road

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British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time

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Policeman Loses Nose in Circumcision Ceremony

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Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals

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Manure Mound Creates a Mess

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Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000

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Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times

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