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Fried Chicken Cooked In Microwave Wins Trip
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Woman Rents House But Complains About Corpse
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March Planned For Next August
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Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
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Wife Drowns In Kitchen While Looking For Food
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Caribbean Islands Drift to Left
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Swimmer trapped by beach balls
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Laxatives Helps Remove Ear Wax
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Laxatives.
FEMA Probe Reveals Rain Caused Floods
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Free Speech For Aliens
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Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
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"Missing" WPC Found Weeping In Panda
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Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
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Half Women Living In Fear
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The Daily Record
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Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000
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Women’s Chorus Adds Belcher to Membership
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Frozen Semen Talks
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from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
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